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♪♪
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[frightened whimper]
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[crashing]
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[grunt]
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[hiss]
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Well, don't stop there! You
read; I pack. That's the deal!
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I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash.
I just keep thinking about
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how much fun you're
going to have
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at the Daring
Do Convention.
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I wish Princess Celestia
didn't need my help
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with the friendship
summit in Griffonstone.
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Don't worry. I'll make sure
AK Yearling signs your book.
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I can't believe she's
going to be there.
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She never goes
to conventions.
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[sigh]
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Which I guess will be cool for
all those other fan-ponies,
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but since you and I know
AK Yearling personally...
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...and we know that she's
secretly Daring Do, herself...
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It's no big deal.
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This convention'll be fun,
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but it's nothing to
get too excited about.
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So! Excited!
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♪♪
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You look like a pony who'd
be up for an all-inclusive,
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one-of-a-kind, adventu-cation
where you get to live
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"The Daring Do Experience."
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No thanks. Did
that already.
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Ah!
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[whoosh]
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This is the awe--
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--someest thing ever!
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Now this is something that only
a true fan can appreciate.
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They even put the tiles
in the right order!
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Good catch. I'm Quibble Pants.
Nice to meet you.
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Rainbow Dash.
Nice costume.
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You too.
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Thanks. The hard part was
figuring out the right--
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--number of arrow holes.
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B-because on page eighty-four
of Sapphire Stone,
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it describes her dodging a quote
"score of arrows shooting forth
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from holes in the
very walls," unquote,
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but then on page one hundred and
seven, Daring Do says she quote
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"barely made it past the trap's
barrage of arrows" unquote.
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But clearly, Daring
Do is embellishing
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and the correct
number of arrows is--
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Both: Twenty.
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[chuckling]
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♪♪
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I am so glad I
ran into you.
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Even though I knew
the convention
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would be totally awesome,
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it's more fun when
you're with someone
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who really knows
Daring Do.
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I know what you mean.
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It's so hard to find a
pony who really gets it.
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That's weird. We've only done
stuff from the first trilogy.
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After lunch, we should probably
start working our way back
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through the other books.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. There
are no "other books."
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Of course there are.
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Daring Do and the Trek
of the Terrifying Tower,
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Daring Do and the
Many Faces of--
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Uh, please, please don't. Just
don't even mention the titles.
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I'm not saying those
books don't exist.
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I'm saying that I refuse
to acknowledge them.
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Why?
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Because they're horrible!
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I mean, there isn't a single
thing after Ring of Destiny
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that is even remotely in
the realm of the possible.
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WHAT! I know for a
fact that everything
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in every one of those books is
one hundred percent possible!
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And how could you
possibly know that?
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I just do.
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Well, that's a
compelling argument!
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Why would you even
come to this convention
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if you hate Daring
Do so much?!
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I don't hate Daring Do.
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The first series
was smart and cool
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and an amazing nod to old-time
serialized adventure books
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that somehow manages to be
self-reflexive and ironic
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while at the same time
celebrating the art form
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without a hint of cynicism.
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Which is why I came here to ask
AK Yearling, muzzle-to-muzzle,
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why she sold out and dumbed
down the rest of her books
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into just a series of
impossible action sequences.
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OK, now I know
you're crazy.
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AK Yearling is awesome and every
Daring Do book that comes out
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is better than the last.
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Wow. OK. Yeah. I'm-I'm sorry
but I could never be friends
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with somepony who's willing
to believe impossible stuff
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is possible as long
as Daring Do does it.
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That's OK, because I could
never be friends with somepony
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who's so focused on
things being possible
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that he's willing
to turn his back
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on the coolest hero
of all time!
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Fine!
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Fine!
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Look, just tell AK Yearling
that Rainbow Dash is here
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and I need her help to
convince a know-it-all pony
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that everything Daring Do's
ever done actually happened.
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Rainbow Dash?
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AK! I've got to talk to
you! It's an emergency!
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Not here.
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Now, tell me what's going on. Is
it Caballeron? Did you see him?
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What? No.
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But there is a pony downstairs
who thinks everything
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you've written after the first
trilogy is totally unrealistic
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and terrible and I need
you to help me prove to him
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that it's all
totally possible.
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I've got bigger
problems on my hoofs
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than dissatisfied
fan-ponies.
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Whoa!
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The Amulet of Culhuacan.
And Caballeron wants it.
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But the amulet's
only a key. [chuckle]
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The real treasure is
hidden in a lost temple,
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The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
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Caballeron wants to sell it to
the highest bidder, of course,
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which is why I need
to find it first.
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YES! Sounds like another
awesome Daring Do Adventure!
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But what are
you doing here?
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Since I haven't
found the temple yet,
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it's the safest place
for me and the Amulet.
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It's crawling with security
and if I get into trouble,
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I can just blend in with all
the Daring Do cos-players.
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How can I help?
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Just keep your eyes out
for anything suspicious.
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Got it.
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[knock at door]
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Does a pony who only
likes your first trilogy
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qualify as suspicious?
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Just checking.
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[door closes]
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[sigh] I find all this fanfare
around my archenemy disturbing.
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I mean, where is the
booth for Caballeron?
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I do not see the likeness.
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Come. Let us find Daring Do
and the Amulet of Culhuacan.
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I don't want to spend any
more time in this place
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than I have to.
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Well, if it isn't the pony
who knows impossible things
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can happen because
she just does.
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Ugh. Sorry, Quibble, I've got
more important things to do
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than argue with a pony
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who thinks awesome
means unrealistic.
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No, wait. I wanna hear more
about how you're 100% sure
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that in Curse of the Jungle
Queen, Daring Do could survive
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a sixty-story drop from
the top of a waterfall
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after sustaining a broken
wing in a category six rapid.
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Ugh.
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Obviously her wing
wasn't broke--
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Caballeron!
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See, now THAT'S a
great character!
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Solid backstory.
Good motivations.
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No-no-no! Caballeron
is right there!
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Of course he is.
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He's also over
there, over there,
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Oh-oh over there,
and over there.
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Where are you going?
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And we're out here because...
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Daring Do told me
that Caballeron
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came to this convention to
steal the Amulet of Culhuacan
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and I just saw him and his
henchponies come this way.
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OK. I'm gonna head back inside.
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Just a little
too much crazy out here
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for the both of us.
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[gasp]
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I do not know what
Daring Do is playing at,
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but if she told you two
fanponies of my plan
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to steal the Amulet,
you must work for her.
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Caballeron! HA! What do you
have to say NOW, Quibble?
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This was your plan to prove the
Daring Do books are realistic?
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You bought a "Daring Do
Experience, Adventu-cation"?
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Really?
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What?! NO! Look around us!
Henchponies. Caballeron!
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The jungle it took forever to
get to! This is the real deal!
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Right. We're ACTUALLY being
held captive by Caballeron.
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Please. This guy's accent
is all over the place.
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No offense.
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I....
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So, what's the setup,
here? You've kidnapped us
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and taken us to the middle
of nowhere because....?
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The Temple of Chicomoztoc is
somewhere in this jungle!
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When I find it, the Seven-Sided
Chest is as good as mine!
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I just need the Amulet of
Culhuacan to unlock it!
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Uh-huh. And Daring
Do has the Amulet,
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so you came up with this
overcomplicated plot
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to lure her into the jungle
and exchange it for us?
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I wouldn't call it
overcomplicated, but yes.
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OK, we're done here. Great work.
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Seriously. Very believable.
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[slap and shout]
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Listen pal, you can keep
her money, but I'm not --
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Going anywhere.
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You may not approve of my plan,
but I'm the mastermind here.
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Debatable.
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AND I SAY you will remain
here until Daring Do
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comes to rescue you. And if she
wants you back in one piece,
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she will give me the
Amulet! Tie them up.
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The Griffon's Lock!
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You know of it!
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Further proof that you
are an agent of Daring Do.
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Or an avid reader.
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And now I will continue
my search for the Temple.
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Don't go anywhere. [evil laugh]
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Listen, if I pretend to
believe this nonsense is real,
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will you call off the henchpony
repertory theater over there?
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They're not going to listen
to me. They abducted us BOTH!
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Oh, wow. So you're going
to stick with that script?
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Oh, OK fine. We're in
a Daring Do adventure.
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What was that?
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DARING DO! THANK
GOODNESS! WE'RE OVER HERE!
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Fan out! We can't let
Daring Do rescue these two.
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All four? I mean, shouldn't at
least one of them stay behind
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to guard us? Oh-oh
wait, no because then
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it wouldn't be a terrible
Daring Do adventure!
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It doesn't matter.
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We'll never solve the Griffon's
Lock before they get back.
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OK, that was pretty good.
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Quick! We've got to get out
of here and warn Daring Do!
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No way. Just point
me to the hotel
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and you can play fanpony
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and hunt treasure
out here all day long.
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Fine. Let's say this IS a
Daring Do Adventu-cation.
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The only way to get back to the
convention is to go through it.
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So just follow me and
I'll lead you out. Deal?
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Ugh. Fine.
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Maybe if I just leave you in
the jungle, it'll convince you.
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Which would make Daring Do left-
hoofed, which we KNOW is false!
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And THAT is everything
that's wrong with Daring Do
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and the Trek to the
Terrifying Tower.
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Now the problems with
the next book are even --
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Oh, right. What Daring Do
adventure would be complete
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without the precarious
rope bridge?
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Look, I'm all for making things
feel as real as possible
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but are these adventu-cation
ponies sure this thing is safe?
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Is it too "realistic" for you?
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Wouldn't want THAT on a
Daring Do adventure, would we?
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If this were really a
Daring Do adventure,
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I'm sure I'd step on the wrong
plank at exactly the wrong mo-
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[shout]
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♪♪
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Heh. Good thing this is all
just a pretend adventure.
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At least we know all
of this struggling
244
00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:20,381
won't make the
bridge fall apart.
245
00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:21,520
[snap]
246
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,227
You need to get
your money back.
247
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,384
[snap]
248
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,141
[screaming]
249
00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:32,640
[screaming]
250
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,636
[screaming]
251
00:13:42,732 --> 00:13:43,440
[thud]
252
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,378
Ha! How's THAT for
not possible!
253
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:50,627
THAT. WAS. AWESOME!
I-I-I thought we...
254
00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:53,310
And then you...
and the flying...
255
00:13:53,378 --> 00:13:55,538
Wow, and I was like
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
256
00:13:55,563 --> 00:13:56,929
And then you swerved!
257
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:01,735
And I was-was-was on the water!
And the-the rocks?! WOW.
258
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,680
Yeah. If you read
that in a book
259
00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:06,104
you might even think
it was unrealistic.
260
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,944
OK. I'll give
you that one.
261
00:14:07,987 --> 00:14:09,950
I mean we could
have been done for.
262
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:11,600
We could have been
done for!
263
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:13,452
What kind of
Adventu-cation IS this?
264
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:17,396
I mean that's just bad business!
What are these ponies thinking?
265
00:14:17,538 --> 00:14:18,436
[foreign accent] Right now?
266
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:22,307
We are thinking that we should
thank you for escaping.
267
00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:31,187
For you have led us directly to
the Lost Temple of Chicomoztoc!
268
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:33,612
[evil laugh]
269
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,849
Make sure they are
secure this time!
270
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:42,418
We can't have them
escaping again.
271
00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:45,907
You'll never get
away with this.
272
00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:48,560
Won't I? You've led
me to the temple.
273
00:14:48,898 --> 00:14:52,713
And Daring Do is too noble to
let harm befall her companions
274
00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:56,313
so the amulet is
as good as mine.
275
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,003
What? No witty remarks this time
about how silly my plan is?
276
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:04,264
This isn't the official
Daring Do Experience
277
00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:05,963
Adventu-cation, is it?
278
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,181
FINALLY!
279
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:10,806
It's some cheap knock-off run by
a bunch of incompetent ponies
280
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:13,206
that have no idea how to
execute this adventure
281
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,590
with any level of safety!
282
00:15:15,735 --> 00:15:16,443
Ugh.
283
00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:19,747
What was that with the bridge!
We were in serious danger!
284
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,846
I'm reporting you all to...
285
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,735
Well, I don't know who
I'm reporting you to,
286
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,618
but it's gonna be
somepony important!
287
00:15:26,006 --> 00:15:29,661
Oh, and this cut-rate
excuse for an "experience"
288
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:31,593
hasn't proved anything
except that I'm right.
289
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:34,904
It has all the hallmarks of
a lame Daring Do adventure.
290
00:15:37,175 --> 00:15:38,295
Uh... Quibble?
291
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,569
No. I'M talking! Generic
jungle locations? Check.
292
00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,375
Overly complicated
villain plot? Check.
293
00:15:44,806 --> 00:15:47,070
Random coincidences
that conveniently
294
00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:49,563
get us to the next
big set piece? CHECK!
295
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,415
Watch where you are
stepping, you fool!
296
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:55,501
Listen, buddy, I
don't take orders
297
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:58,215
from some second-rate
performer who learned acting
298
00:15:58,276 --> 00:16:00,910
from the supervillain
school of bad accents.
299
00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:03,944
The only thing this mess
is missing is some giant
300
00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:06,720
Ahuizotl wanna be monster
and I have a feeling
301
00:16:06,756 --> 00:16:08,110
that would be a bit too much
302
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,033
for you bargain basement
adventurers to pull off.
303
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,393
[roar]
304
00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:17,815
Um. You're real.
305
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:19,544
This is real?
306
00:16:19,606 --> 00:16:20,098
[snap]
307
00:16:20,227 --> 00:16:22,018
THIS IS REAL!
308
00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:36,381
I told you to warn me
of anything suspicious,
309
00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:39,101
not run off on an
adventure without me.
310
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:42,129
Whoa whoa whoa. You're real.
311
00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:44,449
You're-you're...
friends with her?
312
00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:48,763
Uh, we'll have to do
introductions later.
313
00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:49,901
Right now we have to--
314
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:52,473
Get out of here. Yes! Thank you!
315
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,510
Actually, no.
316
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:55,587
WHAT?
317
00:16:55,938 --> 00:16:58,024
We can't leave
without the treasure.
318
00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,640
And we should probably get
to it before our friend
319
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,704
gets any higher.
320
00:17:02,116 --> 00:17:03,230
[splash]
321
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,147
Whoa!
322
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:12,867
Seven doors, Seven locks. One
of them leads to the treasure.
323
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,292
I'd rather not think about
what the others lead to.
324
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:18,166
Yeah, yeah. The classic
pony and the tiger bit.
325
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:19,440
All you have to do is--
326
00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:22,443
Um... Maybe you should let
Daring Do figure it out?
327
00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,418
Oh, excuse me.
328
00:17:29,206 --> 00:17:30,301
[fake cough] Not that one.
329
00:17:35,569 --> 00:17:37,673
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh.
330
00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:40,049
Is he always like this?
331
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,335
Yeah. But...he's
usually right.
332
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:43,981
[sigh]
333
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,993
Which lock do YOU think it is?
334
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:50,320
FINALLY! Look. Each door has
another door that matches.
335
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,667
THESE two both have earth
ponies fighting serpents.
336
00:17:54,295 --> 00:17:56,750
THESE two have Pegasi
fighting Griffons.
337
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,618
THESE two have unicorns
fighting bears. But THIS one...
338
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:04,960
Has an alicorn on it!
339
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,126
It's the only one without a
match. How did I miss that?
340
00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:12,036
I've been asking myself
that ever since book four.
341
00:18:17,815 --> 00:18:20,873
The Seven-Sided
Chest of Chicomoztoc.
342
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:24,855
Uh, guys?
343
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:29,833
The way out is
totally covered!
344
00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:31,476
How are we gonna
get out of here?
345
00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:33,390
There!
346
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,775
Seriously, do you
ever NOT escape
347
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,147
out of the top of a temple?
348
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,883
We'll have to carry mister
adventure critic out with us.
349
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:44,387
We won't be fast enough!
We'll never make it!
350
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:45,144
Guys!
351
00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:49,218
I think Rainbow Dash
and I have this covered.
352
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:55,624
♪♪
353
00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:58,633
Go around! You
can't go over him!
354
00:18:58,923 --> 00:19:01,218
Go over him? Are you crazy?
355
00:19:01,427 --> 00:19:04,658
If Quibble says go
over him, go over him!
356
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:07,975
[scream]
357
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:12,990
You two are insane!
358
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:15,193
You SAID go over him!
359
00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:17,532
I SAID go around him!
360
00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:19,384
And I said be quiet!
361
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:21,655
This way! I heard them!
362
00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:25,378
OK, I've got it. Let's
create a fake treasure
363
00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:28,504
out of mud and rocks, give THAT
to Caballeron and then when--
364
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,098
Not EVERY Daring Do plan
has to be super complicated.
365
00:19:34,953 --> 00:19:36,486
I swear I heard them!
366
00:19:36,615 --> 00:19:38,375
[crash]
367
00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,073
[roar]
368
00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:41,267
[scream]
369
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:45,064
I'll get you Daring Doooooooo!
370
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:51,015
Uh. Not particularly original
or inspired, but it worked.
371
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:52,646
Who are you again?
372
00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:53,624
He's a fan.
373
00:19:54,307 --> 00:19:57,655
Uh-huh. There's some stairs on
the other side of the temple
374
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,033
that lead out of
the ravine.
375
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,741
I suggest you two take
them and head west.
376
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:02,720
What about you?
377
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:06,196
I've got to get this to a
museum. Thanks for your help.
378
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,390
I couldn't have done it
without you. Both of you.
379
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,667
So?
380
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,920
So. Maybe the later books
ARE slightly more realistic
381
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,406
than I gave them credit for.
I still don't like them.
382
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,104
What? How can you--
383
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,683
Wait! Hold on! Before
we get in another fight,
384
00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:28,744
I think I finally
figured it out!
385
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:32,910
I love the Daring Do that solves
puzzles and uses her brain
386
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,227
to get out of tough situations.
387
00:20:34,529 --> 00:20:36,818
And she did WAY more of that
in the original trilogy.
388
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:40,233
YOU love the Daring Do
that is brave and awesome
389
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:42,652
and comes out on top no
matter what the odds.
390
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:44,584
OK.
391
00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:46,221
And that's OK!
392
00:20:46,553 --> 00:20:49,058
We might never agree on
what makes Daring Do cool.
393
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:52,313
But YOU are definitely cool.
394
00:20:52,658 --> 00:20:56,301
I mean the way you saved
me on the bridge? Wow.
395
00:20:56,646 --> 00:21:01,741
And escaping from the temple!
You, Rainbow Dash, are AWESOME.
396
00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:06,516
Well. I'm not the one
who can locate a treasure
397
00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:08,849
in half the time Daring Do can.
398
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,058
You may have terrible
taste in books,
399
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,544
but you're pretty
awesome yourself.
400
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,027
In a brainy egghead puzzle-
solving kind of way.
401
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,283
I guess we don't have to agree
on everything to get along.
402
00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:21,470
Friends?
403
00:21:21,735 --> 00:21:23,243
DEFINITELY friends.
404
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:27,790
Do you think AK
Yearling would consider
405
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,286
letting ME write the next book?
406
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:30,492
I mean, think I could
407
00:21:30,535 --> 00:21:31,981
make things way clearer.
408
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,073
I mean for instance, in
the second adventure
409
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:34,984
there's a side
character;
410
00:21:35,021 --> 00:21:36,935
I don't want to kind
of name it right now,
411
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,738
because it's sort of
this thing that I've
412
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,320
already written a lot
of fan fiction on.
413
00:21:40,356 --> 00:21:40,947
I don't want you know...
414
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,270
Not that I'm saying that
you would steal it;
415
00:21:42,418 --> 00:21:45,015
but I am saying that this
would totally go along,
416
00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:47,163
my whole thing about
puzzle solving.
417
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,323
Except what if each
puzzle that was solved
418
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,255
unlocked a new karate move?
419
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:52,670
Think of it that way, right?
420
00:21:52,898 --> 00:21:54,781
I'm kind of a Yearlite myself,
421
00:21:54,849 --> 00:21:56,461
so I'm sure she'd be open to--
422
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:57,963
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Quibble?
423
00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:58,892
Sorry!