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♪♪
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Tea?
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[gasp]
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Trendy coats,
bedrolls, saddlebags?
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Ooooh! A surprise vacation
just for the two of us?
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How thoughtful!
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I hear Puerto Caballo is
lovely this time of year.
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Sand like powdered sugar.
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Um, Princess
Celestia is taking us
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on an overnight goodwill
tour of Yakyakistan.
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I just found out.
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[gasp] So what you're saying is
no tea? Oh well, that's fine.
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I wasn't thirsty anyway.
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If you're looking
for something to do,
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you could spend the evening
with Spike and Big Mac.
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[laughter] Ha.
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You aren't kidding.
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They're very nice. They have
a "Top Secret" thing they do
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whenever we leave
Ponyville,
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although everypony
knows about it,
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so it's not a
very good secret.
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I think you'd
have fun with them.
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"Fun?" With sidekicks?
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Oh, you must think that
we're in a dimension
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where everything
is opposite.
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[poof!]
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Da dee la! I'm Opposite Discord
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and I want to hang out
with Spike and Big Mac!
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I'm sure I'd have fun.
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WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS!
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I'M OPPOSITE FLUTTERSHY
AND I'M SICK OF BEING NICE
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AND QUIET ALL THE TIME!
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[poof!]
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Let me explain it to
you as simply as I can.
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Me? Amazing. Them? Well,
I've already forgotten
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who we're talking
about. You see?
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All I'm saying is
it's an opportunity
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to expand your
circle of friends.
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Unless you're afraid
they won't like you.
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Oh please, don't stoop to
tedious reverse psychology.
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You're better than that.
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It never hurts to
make new friends.
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Hmph. Consider
it considered.
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[poof!]
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[gasp]
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Couldn't I just come
with you instead?
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Hearing impaired subtitles
By YayPonies
Eeyup, eeyup eeyup eeyup! eeyup eeyup?! nnope!
https://yp1.yayponies.no/
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♪♪
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I suppose this is
goodbye, then.
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Have an absolutely
fabulous voyage.
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[finger snap]
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[whoosh]
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Discord.
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Well, it's not my fault
the new train route
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leads into an active volcano.
Guess you'll have to stay.
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Oh, you're no fun.
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[finger snap]
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[poof]
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I got my bedroll, parka,
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unattractive but
functional hikin' boots.
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Uh, anything I
forgot, Pinkie Pie?
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You're our resident
Yakyakistan expert.
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Nope! I brought
Yeti food.
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Did I forget to mention
there's a pony-eating Yeti
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on Frostfield Glacier? We're
gonna have so much fun!
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Ha. If he messes with us, I'll
turn that Yeti into confetti.
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[train whistle and chugging]
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Somepony's in an awful quick
hurry to get us outta here.
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Don't y'all have too
much fun without us.
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I bet you boys have big
plans. Right, Spike?
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I'm sure I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Although if I did, I
certainly wouldn't be
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allowed to discuss
it with you girls.
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Bye-bye!
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[train whistle]
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Bye y'all!
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[train tracks rattling]
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[train whistle]
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[whispering]
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Fascinating article, yes?
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[whispering] Don't let them
come over, please don't
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let them come over,
please, please, please!
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Oh! Salutations, my friends!
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Wish I could stay and chat,
but... I don't want to.
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Wait! Um, we were wondering...
what are you up to tonight?
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Here we go.
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Do you want to, I
don't know... hang out?
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Is that like
something you do?
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Oh, Twilight's friend
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and Applejack's
monosyllabic brother!
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If only I weren't super
busy this evening.
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I guess Guys' Night
will just be you and me.
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A Guys' Night?
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You mean a rowdy evening
of reckless revelry?
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Zoot suits, fedoras,
swing dancing?
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Eh, something like that.
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You should totally come!
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Three of us would be
way better than two.
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That does sound
fun, actually.
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Too bad you're busy.
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Well, I suppose I
could squeeze you in
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if I moved a few very
important ponies around.
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June, honey? Be a dear,
reschedule Luna and Cay-Cay?
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That's what I call Princess
Celestia. What a hoot.
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In fact, clear
the whole evening.
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Tonight is Guys' Night.
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These fellas invited
me to spice things up
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and bring a little class
to the whole affair.
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[poof!]
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Tonight will be the best
night of your lives.
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And not just because you
get to bask in my greatness.
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I do love basking in
things. See you tonight!
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Twilight's castle. The fun
starts promptly at sundown.
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Technically the fun
starts when I arrive,
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but I'll make sure it's
around sunset. Adieu, fellas.
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And... we have sundown.
Repeat: we have sundown.
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I declare tonight's
GUYS' NIGHT ceremonies
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officially... OPEN!
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EEYUP!
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It's Guys' Night aw yeah
havin' fun now, aw yeah.
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♪ [trumpet fanfare] ♪
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What the hay?
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[quick pitter patter]
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Announcing the
much-anticipated arrival
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of the Spirit of
Chaos and Disharmony,
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the Purveyor of Pandemoneum,
Lord of Lawlessness,
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Earl of Turmoil,
Bringer of Bedlam...
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Du-du-dun-dun-dunana DISCORD!
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[cheering & fast techno music]
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So shall we hop to it?
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I've made a list of the
rowdiest establishments
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in Ponyville. It's
rather short.
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Actually we're staying here.
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I hope you like
AWESOME GAMES!
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Games! I love games.
I'm great at games.
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[poof!]
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Famous Ponies Charades?
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Oh this is an easy
one. Who am I?
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Huh? Huh?
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OH, COME ON!
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Uh, I'm talking
about a real game.
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Oh, you mean like trapping
best friend ponies
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in hedge mazes and turning
them against each other.
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Those were the days.
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[meow]
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Not exactly. Wait here.
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Whatever it is,
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it can only get better
by adding me to the mix.
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Spike: OK!
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In a world where
evil reigns supreme,
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a small band of
warriors stands tall
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against the darkness. This
is... Ogres & Oubliettes.
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[gasp]
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Oh this looks like--
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--the best game
ever? You're right!
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Yes.
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Ogres & Obliettes is a fantasy
role-playing adventure game.
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Our goal? Defeat the
evil Squid Wizard,
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or as we call him [little
snort laugh] "The Squizard."
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[fake laugh]
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[laughter]
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The Squizard has laid
siege to the last free city
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in Spiketopia; that's
the name of the land.
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He's kidnapped a beautiful
unicorn princess
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named Shmarity.
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Uh, which is like a
normal name in Spiketopia,
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so, you know, don't
think about it too much.
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Fear not. Your romantic
delusions are safe with me.
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First things first: you've got
to create a character. Name?
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How 'bout... "Discord."
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The whole point of the
game is you get to use
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your imagination and
be someone you're not.
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I'm Garbunkle, a
famous magician.
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Everyone treats me with
the utmost respect.
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Just like in real life.
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Now, don't get jealous, but
I'm a level 30 enchanter with
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major skill points assigned
to intellect and perception.
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Go on. I'm listening.
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Big Mac's character is
Sir McBiggun, a level 27
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black knight unicorn
from Castle Chadwick.
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I'm listening.
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When his king aligned
himself with the Squizard,
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Sir McBiggun would not
besmirch his honor.
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Nnope.
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I'm listening.
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And so it came to pass, the
magician and black knight
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vowed to rid Spiketopia
of the evil Squizard.
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So, your character's name...
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I already have the best
name in the universe.
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Why would I change it for
something like Captain Wuzz?
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Captain Wuzz it is!
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[groan]
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What class are
you, Captain Wuzz?
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There's archers,
mages, rogues...
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Can I suggest we take a
break and, I don't know,
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go out and have some fun?
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Ponyville's not going
to paint itself red.
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You'll love it once we get
started. How about an archer?
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Sounds just as miserable as
the other options, so fine.
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"Sir McBiggun," are you
prepared to enter the world
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of Ogres & Oubliettes?
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Eeyup.
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Discord, or should I say,
"Captain Wuzz," are you--
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Oh, get on with it.
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[die clatters]
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We find ourselves
trapped in the dungeon
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of the evil Squizard. The
bars are locked tight.
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The bars exist...
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...in our imagination.
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Really, you describe things
and then we pretend it's real.
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It is real...in
our imagination.
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It's your turn first.
What do you want to do?
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Curse myself for attending
this infernal evening?
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Oh ha ha, oh you
mean in the game.
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Well, you can do
whatever you want.
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Then I roll this 20-sided die
to see if you're successful.
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I stick my head through
the bars and demand
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for the immediate release
of the Lord of Chaos.
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That's a big risk.
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You have to roll a seventeen
or higher to succeed.
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Oh. Bad idea. The
guard gets mad.
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This spell here. I transform
him into a parsnip.
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You need eleven intelligent
points to cast a
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"Transform into Root
Vegetable" spell.
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I'm not intelligent?!
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I cast it anyway because
this game is stupid.
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The spell backfires...
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...so your claws grow leaves
and transform into parsnips.
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He heh. Parsnips.
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[snarl]
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The guard laughs.
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He calls his friends
over and they laugh too.
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[laughing]
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Don't you laugh at
ME, Big Mac!
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Does it really say
that? Let me see!
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As you get angrier,
everypony laughs harder.
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[guffaws]
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I seal Sir McBiggun
in a magic bubble
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until he stops laughing.
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I told you, you
can't do magic.
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[whoosh]
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Nnope! Nnope! Nnope!
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Not intelligent
enough, please...
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Cut it out, Discord!
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Oh, this game is
insufferable!
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Let me show you a
real Guys' Night.
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♪ [big band swing] ♪
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Ahhhhh, this is the
life. Jazz, dancing,
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the best table magic can buy.
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00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:37,011
This is what Guys' Night is
all about. Am I right, fellas?
251
00:13:39,891 --> 00:13:40,781
Eeyup!
252
00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:42,903
I know you probably
didn't do this on purpose,
253
00:13:43,002 --> 00:13:45,171
but this table's the
perfect size and shape!
254
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,291
I don't think so.
Let's have a drink.
255
00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:50,908
Chocolate milkshakes?
256
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,468
No, we want to go
back to Ogres and-
257
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,647
Oh, how about a
different game?
258
00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:56,512
[poof!]
259
00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:02,004
Those are
very bad cards.
260
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:03,990
Stop messing with
us, we want--!
261
00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,047
A dance contest?
262
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:10,974
♪ [very fast swing jazz] ♪
263
00:14:11,072 --> 00:14:13,275
Surprise! We won.
264
00:14:13,948 --> 00:14:15,054
DISCORD!
265
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,962
Yes...?
266
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:21,101
Look, we don't want
to do these things.
267
00:14:21,223 --> 00:14:22,461
We want to play our game.
268
00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,362
If you don't want to
play with us, you can...
269
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,990
I don't know, sit and watch.
270
00:14:26,776 --> 00:14:29,025
Sit and watch?
271
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,962
Fine! We'll play your game.
272
00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:39,327
ARE YOU READY TO ENTER THE
WORLD OF OGRES & OBLIETTES?
273
00:14:39,468 --> 00:14:42,028
[zap]
274
00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:45,096
Sir McBiggun?
275
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,291
EEYUP!
276
00:14:48,729 --> 00:14:52,070
And... I'm Garbunkle?
That means...
277
00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:57,115
Sweetness! We're in the
game! Check it out! Ka-ZAM!
278
00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:58,230
[zaps]
279
00:14:59,425 --> 00:15:04,945
♪ [imperious theme] ♪
280
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:15,915
It's Guys' Night oh yeah!
In the game now oh yeah!
281
00:15:16,047 --> 00:15:17,665
Discord! Where are you?!
282
00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,807
This is great! You
made the game real!
283
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:24,211
[evil laugh] Aren't
games fun?!
284
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,936
Should we be worried he's
using his scary voice?
285
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:33,957
Behold. I AM THE SQUIZARD!
286
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,694
[frightened whimpers]
287
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,771
Oh, you're welcome.
288
00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:41,745
ATTACK!
289
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:48,240
[war cries]
290
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,061
RUN!
291
00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,352
Discord: You find
yourself on a battlefield.
292
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,672
A barrage of arrows
rains down on you.
293
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,451
If you roll a fifteen
or higher,
294
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,920
the shield protects you.
295
00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:12,870
Fourteen or lower, and,
well, HA HA you get the idea.
296
00:16:15,091 --> 00:16:15,863
[thud]
297
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:19,261
Seventeen! Lucky you!
298
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,362
Boo!
299
00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:29,548
[screams] Discord!
300
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,809
[poof!]
301
00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:34,343
Sir McBiggun, I'd cover the
entrance if I were you.
302
00:16:36,889 --> 00:16:38,263
This isn't funny.
303
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,291
Isn't this what
every gamer wants?
304
00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:43,364
To live the game. Like this!
305
00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:51,280
[zaps]
306
00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:52,560
Agh!
307
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,280
[war cries]
308
00:16:57,294 --> 00:17:00,578
This kinda hurts.
Like, real pain!
309
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:02,498
Oh, how kind of
you to notice.
310
00:17:02,517 --> 00:17:04,658
It's the little details
that really bring
311
00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:08,141
alternate dimensions to
life, wouldn't you say?
312
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,541
Discord, this is awful!
313
00:17:11,454 --> 00:17:15,021
Of course it is!
Spiketopia will be mine!
314
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,494
And Rarity shall be my bride!
315
00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:20,324
I mean "Schmarity."
316
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:20,974
[zaps]
317
00:17:24,282 --> 00:17:25,105
Agh!
318
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:27,703
Why are you doing
this? You're the worst!
319
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:30,517
If I'm the worst, then
why did you invite me?
320
00:17:30,865 --> 00:17:33,524
Because we felt
bad for you!
321
00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:37,058
Because you-- WHAT!?
322
00:17:37,595 --> 00:17:37,858
[finger snap]
323
00:17:40,028 --> 00:17:43,496
We're OK. We're OK! No
thanks to you, Discord!
324
00:17:43,816 --> 00:17:46,291
YOU felt sorry for ME?
325
00:17:46,847 --> 00:17:49,284
Who wouldn't? Fluttershy
told us you practically
326
00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:51,374
begged her to stay, and
then at the train station,
327
00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,760
you were just standing
there, all alone.
328
00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:57,054
This can't be. I'm supposed
to feel sorry for you.
329
00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:59,952
Because I'm me,
and you're you.
330
00:18:01,256 --> 00:18:03,063
We only invited you
to be nice.
331
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,529
I mean, you're
kind of a weirdo.
332
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:06,480
Eeyup.
333
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:09,614
I ruined your night, and you
don't even think I'm cool?
334
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,912
Oh, how embarrassing.
335
00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,576
I should go. I have
a lot of...
336
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:18,004
OTHER friends I
need to see tonight.
337
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:18,800
Good.
338
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,574
Yes, so many other friends.
339
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:27,082
Farewell, Garbunkle
the Magician
340
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:29,680
and Brave Sir McBiggun.
341
00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:32,207
May providence smile
upon thee and thy quest
342
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:36,108
to rid Spiketopia of
the dreaded Squizard.
343
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:39,849
When I say it that way, the
game doesn't sound half-bad.
344
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,345
Oh well.
345
00:18:45,242 --> 00:18:48,828
[sigh] It's better
this way, right?
346
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:49,505
Eeyup.
347
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,016
Because now he can't bother
us cause he's off somewhere
348
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:57,863
by himself... all
alone. With no friends.
349
00:18:58,287 --> 00:18:59,411
Eeyup.
350
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:00,978
[sigh]
351
00:19:02,004 --> 00:19:03,138
Ahem.
352
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:06,997
We find ourselves in the
dungeon of the evil Squizard.
353
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,480
The bars are locked,
and oh who am I kidding?
354
00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:12,324
We should give him
another chance.
355
00:19:13,924 --> 00:19:17,369
[Ahem] Captain Wuzz?
Can you hear me?!
356
00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:20,983
Oh, you realized
how amazing I am
357
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:23,967
and that I make you cooler
just by being around me?
358
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:30,207
Uh no, no, actually that's
not what I meant to say.
359
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:35,261
[mumble mumble]
360
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:36,785
What...?
361
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,748
I'm... [mumble....mumble].
362
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,920
We can't hear you.
363
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:42,484
Nnope.
364
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,510
I'm trying to say
I'm sorry, all right?
365
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,341
I'm sorry for
ruining your game,
366
00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:49,510
and I'm sorry that I thought
I was better than you.
367
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:53,294
Now let's play before this
evening gets any sappier,
368
00:19:53,336 --> 00:19:54,056
shall we?
369
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:58,508
Eeyup. [Whisper]
370
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,025
Huh? Yeah, yeah OK!
371
00:20:02,023 --> 00:20:03,943
What if we forgot the board
and the pieces for a minute?
372
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:06,757
I mean, the whole
"game coming to life"
373
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:08,230
was completely terrifying,
374
00:20:08,357 --> 00:20:10,357
but also kinda the
best thing ever.
375
00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:13,529
So, uh Big Mac and
I were wondering...
376
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,602
what if you toned it
down just a teensy bit?
377
00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:25,934
[chattering]
378
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:26,941
Huh?
379
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:33,392
[war cries]
380
00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:35,877
I've got your
back, Captain Wuzz!
381
00:20:36,178 --> 00:20:40,644
[clashing metal]
382
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,865
[panting]
383
00:20:42,978 --> 00:20:47,595
[evil laughter]
384
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,023
Garbunkle, follow my lead!
385
00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:55,557
Bullseye!
386
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:57,421
Nice one!
387
00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:01,722
It's Guys' Night / aww yeah
/ havin' fun now / aww yeah.
388
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,444
We should just close the
door and let them finish...
389
00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:09,232
whatever this is.
390
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:14,282
No way! Did you see Big Mac's
sword! I totally want in!
391
00:21:14,889 --> 00:21:16,654
Yeah, I don't know
what it is,
392
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:19,115
but it looks like
super-duper fun!
393
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,298
GUYS' NIGHT!